Someone has stolen who I am.

I knew I should have copyrighted that shit.

Dirty Dancing + crying = me. Singing to myself randomly = me. Being really awkward about boys = me. Doing weird dances and making weird sounds just because = me.

The New Girl

But seriously. This, I will watch.

Unlike a plethora (big word) of other shows coming this mid season that I just SHAN'T.

I Hate My Teenage Daughter - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQyB5ii4o3Y

I would rather poke out my eyeballs and inject cocaine into my fingernails while being chased by Jason Voorheies.

Charlie's Angels (2011) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6BIGoSu_Rg

Pretty much speaks for itself.

Napoleon Dynamite (2011) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scWAETwLojk&feature=relmfu

Yeah. Remember when the movie came out and then all the excitement/hype about it died? It's dead, people. It's also animated. What? That's all I can say.

Shows I will be enjoying (hopefully) however, include:

Pan Am - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oVdLIvcNRE

A period drama set in the 60s about the sexy pilots and stewardessess (is that the word? Probably not..) from the ultra glamourous Pan Am airlines. Christina Ricci stars.

Once Upon A Time - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCDDwx1Njn0

From the writers of Lost. A fairytale/imaginative/adventure/wicked queen/princess/prince type of thing. With any luck it won't trail off into obscurity like Lost did.

Maybe I will, Maybe I won't:

Suburgatory - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L9SKh0RJr8

A father moves his teenage daughter who he thinks is growing up too fast to the suburbs where the people are blonder, plasticer, lamer etc etc etc need I go on?

Terra Nova - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6aNEIZwPFc

Being a sucker for anything remotely Sci fi this one appealed to me in theory, but the trailer looks a bit meh. The earth is dying, and there is time travel, and people are sent back to rebuild humanity, but there's something bad out there in the jungle that kills everyone. But like, dinosaurs. I fucking love dinosaurs.

I hope that is at least sort of useful for someone. Anyone at all. Personally, I know I get intensely lost/sad/confused in midseason when all my shows are on hiatus. So like the saddo I am I did some serious research to try and put off the inevitable tv slump.

Anywhosies. Tata for now.